Why do way more people watch football over soccer?
Well, folks, let's tackle this head-scratcher: why is football more popular than soccer in some places? Firstly, it's easy to see that football's hard-hitting, unpredictable action gets hearts racing faster than a cheetah on caffeine! Plus, the unique strategy of each play is like a game of chess... but with more sweat and less quiet contemplation. Secondly, with the Super Bowl, football has a single, grand event that draws in casual viewers like moths to a particularly glitzy flame. Lastly, and possibly most importantly, football gets the edge because of the commercials. Who doesn't love to see what hilarious or heartwarming ads brands come up with during the big games?